Treat my last like my first and my first like my last everyday

Hey today is the day i made my first installment. Kinda historic huh…guess not? 

Earlier today I got bored and decided to kill some of my precious time by checking the voicemails in my phone. Needless to say I have some pretty strange and ridiculous messages from random phone numbers with even more random locations. I found some of them so funny that I just had to share them.

Random West Virgina area coded number 06/12/07 – 9:12pm*

“Hi Steve I heard you have some milkshakes and I want some…I want you so bad *followed by laughter : ( *”

I know who sent me this one but I still thought it was pretty funny 06/21/07 8:33pm*

“You gonna keep duckin me like ima Jehovah’s withness muthafucka, hit me up when you get here!”

Boss from my job*

“Hey Steve it’s 11:00am…umm I was kinda wondering where you are?”

-my boss 3hr’s prior had sent me on an errand to buy some paper from a staples that was about 3 miles away…somehow i managed to get lost on the parkway and in the local neighborhoods-